Let's hope MJ's apartment doesn't have thin walls because her neighbors are getting an EARFUL of this maxed-out climax of a finale. The big question(s)? Is Peter Parker's spider itsy bitsy after all? What, exactly does it mean to 'do it spidey style'? Will Peter's bday eventually be MJ's door code? You're gonna have to listen to find out!

Arachnid? More like ERECTnid. MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) makes like an itsy bitsy spider and climbs Peter Parker's *spout* but not before a steamy hybrid of lap dance and horsey ride. You're just going to have to listen to the episode understand.

Turns out that blowjob shot was a premonition ;) And 36 missed texts from the Hoetry Club can only mean ONE thing: MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) and Peter Parker's steamy night together is FAR from over.

The bar is closed, the lights are low, and Peter Parker and Michelle Jones-Watson (MJ) make their way up to the rooftop just to get down and dirty. Listen to find out why this episode left us thinking, "Dining al fresco, more like Dining al FREAKso!" BONE appeTIT indeed ;)

*Bartender voice* "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" It's the end of the night and MJ's not listening to those rules. Not even a little. This episode has whiskey, buckin' broncos, buckin' hips, eggplant emojis, and a webbed and wild seduction in a supply closet. What more could you ask for?

Episode two finds Peter Parker still flirting on the job...or should we say on the blowjob. We won't divulge what we mean by that but let's just say this bar has the energy of a South Padre Island spring break bar and we're HERE FOR IT. Listen to see if MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) can juggle Brad and Peter and why she wears shorts under her dress.

Season 20 is off with a "yeehaw!" Our AU Spider-Man story features MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) on a Tinder date from hell, and the only silver lining is a very cute bartender who just might save her from her Long Island Iced Tea-drinking Tinderoni. Saddle up because this one's extremely silly.

As they say, all good things (and Avengers) must cum to an end—and this finale is no exception. Stay tuned for the bonus epilogue where we find out if our heroes were in lust...or love.

For anyone whose WANGO board has Agent Carter, Captain America, Hawkeye, and The Black Widow in bed together...you win. This peen-ultimate episode is, as the author puts it, a 'sensual symphony,' and we give it a standing O face.

If you think you know how this group hookup is gonna go down (emphasis on down) you have no idea. We think it may be the filthiest episode to date. Cleanup on aisle 69.

Time for an unexpectedly rowdy orgy where the roomies put on quite the show and Steve reluctantly takes his tank top off. Will Clint get to take the duct tape off his mouth? Tune in to find out.

See if Clint can talk Steve into staying for a rowdy, role-playing foursome with Natasha and Sharon. Bodyshots (and one of the best monologues in pod history) included.

The party may be winding down, but the pranks (and sexual tension) are just getting started. Keywords: handcuffs, stripteases, duct tape, and a foursome.

The party is ON and the roof is about to blow off. Think: a stocked bar, not one but TWO surprise guests, and some sexy pranks that prove this really is Natasha's *dirty* thirty.

Put on your sexiest LBD because it's Season 69-teen (season wordplay pending) and Natasha is having a 30th bday party. This AU story starts out in the shower and ends with a rooftop party that's about to pop off. RSVP: hell yes and enjoy this first episode of our brand new Marvel story. Bonus: we're playing WANGO again!

Tune into this magical finale to see if the stars align and allow our favorite couples to fall back in love (even though their memories have been wiped). Can #Marvalkyrie make their way back to each other even without string bikinis? There's only one way to find out (hint: press play).