The time has cum to bust some balls/spheres but Egon, Janine, and Peter aren't going down without a fight. Bonus: a high-speed chase and a body slam.
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Ray discovers the truth about the sphere's dark history and Peter, Janine, and Egon are overcome by their special powers (sexy and otherwise). There's only one way to stop them and it's not gonna be pretty. Bonus: ASMR audio from Lyndsay because she's recording from her house where her baby is sleeping.
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Egon and Peter admit to the team their special, sphere-induced powers, and Janine takes it as an opportunity to let Egon read her (dirty) mind resulting in an electric lab hookup.
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The Nutbusters discover that the golden sphere is doing...strange (and sexy) things to the team and they're intent on getting to the bottom of it—and maybe onto some other bottoms as well. Wink.
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It's a brand new season, a brand new fandom, and a brand new way to measure horniness (PKE has a whole new meaning now!). Join the nut and ghostbusting shenanigans as a demonic entity threatens to destroy a book store and an ancient, rockhard relic is found. Bonus: spooge/splooge throwers.
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As the Paris trip reaches its sexpiration date, our horny chefs find themselves wet in more ways than one, and in the most unlikely—and unholy—of places. It's a story finale for the cookbooks!
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Hungry? Horny? Perfect! It's night one of Carmy and Syd's big restaurant takeover in Paris and everything is comin' out tasty until there's a SURPRISE DINER from Sydney's past. Uh oh or ooh la la? Listen to find out.
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We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking about cooking. Bonus: our huge, girthy confusion over a mention of the CIA.
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If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair abroad to Paris for a restaurant takeover. Trust us, this story has all the ingredients for a mouth-watering season.
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This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climax–if you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to this story next week!
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Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars.
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Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones.
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Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a Bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books.
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She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things in Malibu are STEAMING up.
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Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strategy: ABC (Always Be Cumming).
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This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one of them have more romantic intentions?!?
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This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handshake, or will they end the night alone? Tune in to the Fangasm network (not ATN) to find out.
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The Disgusting Brothers are out clubbing when they get a foursome offer they can't resist. But first? An indecent proposal by Cousin Greg to handsy handle some "action items" with Tom Wambsgans before the ladies arrive back at the penthouse.
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What happens in Tahiti better stay in Tahiti because this group vacay included shenanigans, magic, ex-hookups, and a giant dragon. Tune in to find out what went down with our villains before the sun came up.
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Turns out the only way to make an airport even more unhinged is when it's the meeting spot for a villain college reunion. This week, tensions (and inside jokes) are high when a pair of unexpected exes go face to face as the crew all head to the bar before their flight to Tahiti.
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